This is not your uncle's Falcon. This bust-out flick forgoes the vanilla in favor of some premium kink. Not to be missed. Caldwell, as a uniformed military type, has men from their homes and brought to his torture dungeon so he can search them for a mysterious roll of film. He and his cronies leave no orifice unexplored in their search. Cocks, dildos, and more slip effortlessly into gaping man-pussies. Riding crops graze bulging biceps and rock-hard nipples. Calloused hands slap alabaster buttcheeks. Men are kept as slaves in cages and to hungrily slurp bloated fatties. Candle wax, anal beads, gags, and autofellatio sweeten the mix further. Even if you normally prefer your sexual boundaries a little more rigid, you may find yourself with a raging stiffie. You may also find yourself wishing the guards were a little rougher and menacing looking - the overabundance of perfectly moussed hair detracts from the overall nastiness of the action. Caldwell's faux-sounding German accent falls somewhere between terrifying and riotous. All in all, this foray into the seamy underworld of sexual depravity is a jolly good time. --T.J. Maxxwell