"They say moving house is the most stressful thing you can do in life. Well, how about a bit of stress relief Triga style with The Removal Men. When young lad Steve decides to cut some corners moving out of his parents' house, he first off gets his scally mates to help him shift some of his stuff - only to find out that they're more interested in smoking a few spliffs and sucking his nob and fucking his arse than lifting boxes. He decides to call in the professionals to do the heavy lifting. When two burly blokes turn up in a van, Steve finds he ain't got enough dosh to pay them. The two big-cocked geezers take what they are owed in the only way they know how - by fucking Steve' arse like there's no tomorrow!"